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Chronic Masturbation Phonesex with Mistress Alexis 800-601-6975Spring has officially checked in. Are you loving it? I know a certain group of kinky bastards that are in love with life for sure right now. For one thing, this amazing weather brings with it some radical wardrobe changes. Ladies tend to start wearing a lot less in an effort to soak up as much sun as possible. That includes yours truly. So what’s a chronic masturbation whore to do while all of this wonderful weather-related activity is taking place? Go with the wind, I guess!

Windy days mean no skirt is safe

As if they needed any more motivation to go at it on a regular basis, the wind just loves to play peek-a-boo with a light and airy skirt. It’s one of the joys of Spring that gets the pulse racing and the pants to drop. Chronic masturbators don’t even wait to get home necessarily. They CAN’T stop jerking off, so they usually just hide in a darkened parking lot or alley and get to work whacking it while visions of panty flashes fly through their heads.

A very special chronic masturbation assignment

I’m not entirely known for handing out assignments, but I’m in a particularly good mood so this is for all you involuntary horndogs who could use a bit more structure in their “me time.” This is what I want from you. The next time you go on one of your little ogling sprees, without being a creeper about it, I want you to imagine what kind of panties each woman is wearing. Think about her personality. Does she seem sassy, sweet, intellectual. Then imagine what each of those women would look like if they were teasing you about your masturbation addiction. For every woman you stop and picture, you get to add three minutes to your total masturbation time. The best part about this assignment is that you don’t even have to wait for a windy day!

So when do you get to cum? I haven’t decided that yet. I guess we need to have a little phone chat so I can make my decision. Here’s a hint: I can’t wait.

Ms Alexis Femdom Phonesex