Ok sexy people, you’re doubting my opening statement. How is it possible that the act of having one’s sneaky parts massaged can be enhanced? It’s all true and it’s all thanks to a patented little device called The Heeldo. After seeing this thing in action, I can happily say that this is one of the greatest inventions to come around in a long time, just based on it’s overall simplicity and depth of function.
The Heeldo is NOT just for guys
Though the title of this article may lead you to think so, the Heeldo is actually a great product that meets the needs of men, women, and everyone in between. In order to use one, you will basically need two things: a foot, preferably with an attached ankle, and at least one anal or vaginal opening. I told you it was simple. It’s not rocket surgery and that is what makes it sexy.
Goddess demands you acquire the Heeldo
Just using the toes on my Heeldo foot, I can count off a number of subs who would have a “rockin’ good time” using this product during one of our illicit sessions. Could you just imagine yourself in the confines of your office just bouncing away on this badboy? I can, and the idea of it excites me to no end. You might want to invest in an extra box of kleenex for your desk. Messes will ensue.
Or maybe you’re a sissy subby out there who gets more turned on at the thought of getting all dressed up and going out on a cock-finding mission. Just think how hot it would be to have a mouth full of meet and your Heeldo plugging away at your pretty gurly parts. My heart is racing! Is yours?
The Heeldo makes a guest appearance on Hair and Heels
That’s right! You know that the Fab 4 of phonesex just had to be the ones to bring you a “First Look” edition of their show featuring this wickedly awesome pleasure product. Tune in tonight at 8pm EST to get all the dirty details. You know we just love to be hands-on and I guarantee they’ll be talking about this episode for years to come.
I’ll get one if you do!…lol. They do seem like a fun ride. Although I am a bit disappointed that the product is just a harness…and doesnt include a pre-lubed dildo. Anyways, it was a fun show…thank you fab 4…thank you!!
I’m still waiting for the link to the pre-lubed dildos that are already out there, billyb. I had no idea such a convenience was offered. Do they come wrapped up in pouches like giant condomd?