Meet the Meloncock

Why beat your meat when you can abuse your juicy fruit instead? I learned this particular philosophy about a week ago when I was contacted by the legendary John Meloncock, 2011 LDW Oscar nominee, and good-natured fruit eroticist. He is the lone producer of his very own Meloncock cam show, which I had heard . . . → Read More: Meet the Meloncock


 

My Big Natural Breasts Crave Attention

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They’re so heavy and they’re so big and they drive me crazy when you give them all that sexy attention. I’m referring to my goddess breasts. Those heavenly globes protruding from my chestal region. They garner so much attention on a daily basis, it’s a wonder they . . . → Read More: My Big Natural Breasts Crave Attention


 

All Hands on Dick!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket who called me for some guided masturbation advice. For the sake of anonymity, I’ll call him Spandex. Anywho, Spandex was very fond of my voice as well as my directive capabilities when it came to his frequent jerkoff sessions. Did I forget to mention he was also . . . → Read More: All Hands on Dick!!!


 

Holiday Masturbation Ideas

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Hello to all of my kinky little helpers out there! Panty Claus here to remind you that ’tis the season for stroking! Then again, when is it not? As always, with the exception of you male chastity whores out there who seem content to whine and . . . → Read More: Holiday Masturbation Ideas


 

Your Sissy Coerced-Bi Adventure

You didn’t think anything like this would happen in your wildest dreams. Anyone who knows you would describe you as the guy-next-door. You think like a guy and you feel like a guy, but yet somehow you let your girlfriend talk you into this. It’s not like you’ve been having constant cock sucking fantasies. . . . → Read More: Your Sissy Coerced-Bi Adventure