Finding the Phonesex Mistress: May Update
Looking for your phonesex Femdom? If that’s the case, then my Availability Page is a good place to start looking. After a mega disrupt in my ultrasphere, it took me a bit of time to stitch things back together as goddesses are often called to do. I am now back and most excited to be here. My schedule also reflects that. Woo hoo!
It’s Masturbation May!!!
In case you haven’t heard, it’s Masturbation May. We love all the slutty months of the year but I think this one is most near and dear to the Enchantrix Empire. Lots is being done to celebrate including a writing contest! Check out Princess Andi’s blog post with all the details on how you can participate as well as what you can win.
Custom Audio Inquiries
A BIG THANKS is due to my loyal custom audio customers. Things are also back on track in the audio department so if you would like to submit a script for me to record, now is the time to go for it!
That wraps up the May edition of Phonesex and Beyond! Of course I will be doing my bit to make sure all the strokers have some fun assignments this month.
XOXO to all my devoted darlings.
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There are a lot of guys who dig the whole giantess culture. This post is definitely for them. Particularly the men who are intrigued by the idea of being shrunken down to size. There are lots of reasons why I might choose to shrink you down. It all depends on whether I’m feeling playful, or naughty, or out and out wicked. All I know is that when you are just a tiny speck, the power is ALL mine.
Behold the all-powerful giantess…
I like most of the men I shrink down to be no bigger than three inches tall. And that’s about the only time you will hear me say that I like three inches *wink*. It’s so much easier to pick them up and place them between my giant breasts that way. Then I can smile as we go on little excursions together.
The giantess likes to share…
At the island bazaar, there will be plenty of other giantess women to behold. All of them scantily clad in their island high-fashion. That usually means very little will be left to the imagination. Lucky you. It also means they will be ooing and ahhing over my little treasure and will no doubt be clamoring over who gets to hold you next.
The problem? Giant women can be VERY catty. You may think the idea of a giantess catfight is sexy, but just wait until you get caught in the middle. It will be anything but cute.
Come away with me to Giantess Island and watch your fantasies come true. Give me a call and let’s play!
You have been calling for sissy phone sex for a while now, but it’s all been smoke and mirrors. You haven’t actually done any of the things you’ve talked about, have you? You don’t even have the proper basics for a sissification session. You really should be ashamed of yourself for trying to deceive Mistress like that. If you want to be transformed into a sissy, you’re going to need to do a little bit of shopping.
Mistress knows your sissy secrets…
You’re not going to feel girlie or feminine at all until you put on a nice sexy pair of panties. Normally, I want my feminization callers to go into a store and purchase them in person, but since it’s your first time, you may order them online. Once you get addicted to how amazing you feel in them, you’ll have no problem mustering up the courage to go buy them in a store.
Another thing every fem-boi needs is a good red lipstick. I always tell my gurls that they need a nice red so you can leave those marks on a man’s dick when they suck it… it’s so exciting to look at his fat cock and see your lip marks all over it.
Grab your sissy starter pack, gurls!!!
The last thing that needs to be in your sissy-starter-pack is a dildo. How in the world do you think you’re going to learn to suck cock without practicing? No, it’s not as good as having a real dick in front of you, but it will do. I can’t have you sucking cock for the first time and gagging because you’ve never had anything down your throat. And once you’ve mastered sissy cock sucking? You’re going to train your virgin hole to take a big fat cock in it.
Once you’ve gathered all of the items for your sissy starter pack, give me a call for sissy phone sex and the real work will begin.
If you’re tired of the same old thing, then it may be time to shake up your routine with some sploshing fun. What is sploshing, you ask? It’s the technical term for sexytime with food. I don’t mean chowing down on a sandwich while you get your groove on in the sack. Though that isn’t NOT allowed either. Sploshing is more about using food to enhance the sexual experience.
Sploshing is wet and messy…
Some people are into the sensation of different foods all over their bodies. Do you know what sorts of feelings trip you trigger? How about some sticky honey on your skin? Or maybe some milk and cereal for breakfast, only you’d be bathing yourself with it. Yummy! You can take it a whole step further and get your dick into some fruits or even a warm pie. There are are sorts of foods you can fuck out there.
Sploshing is fun for couples too…
Once you’ve discovered the fun that is sploshing, don’t hoard the secret for yourself. Your partner may want to get in on the action. You can start with some whipped cream in a can. Really douse those nipples. Then gradually ramp up the intensity by smearing and swirling it all over. Hands are good, but try using your body instead. You could also work in some mushy fruits like bananas and peaches, then pour on the chocolate sauce!
Pencils… That’s what I think about when small penis humiliation comes to mind. That’s it, just pencils. Ok not just any pencils. I’m thinking more like those good ol’ No. 2 pencils that you would sharpen down until they are just basically a nub with an eraser on the end. Yeah, that’s your penis, only bigger.
Things to compare your small penis to:
Awwww, did that sting a little? Don’t fret! I’m sure there are tons of things that are smaller than your small penis. I just can’t think of any. But I can think of some things that are bigger like…
- those little baby carrot sticks
- vienna sausages in a can
Your small penis is cracking me up…
So what we can surmise from all of this is the fact that your pindick is worthless save for one tiny factor and that is that it’s funny! Yes, it’s hilarious. When I think of your little nubbin’ it honestly makes me want to double over with laughter. So the next time you look down and see pretty much nothing down there, just remember there is a beautiful woman who is thinking of your small penis right now. She’s just busting a gut while she’s at it.